Hero's Feast

Direct from the murky morass of Mordavia, the Ogress with the mostest, the queen of “Kwirky” cuisine, Baba Yaga, has just written a new cookbook, So You Want to be a Gyro? – Gustatory Gluttony for Gourmets. Do you love to eat, heroes? Better yet, do you love to eat heroes? Then you’ll love this cookbook!

Baba Yaga has written down some of her favorite recipes.

Pala-Dinner – It’s good, lawful good!

Fried Fighter Fricassee – For when you’re feeling frisky.

Thief Bourguignon – They do so love to wine.

Baked Bard on a Baguette – Let’s raise a toast!

Poached Proach on Toast – Served in the shell. Crunchy!

Dratatouille – Never ask for “a little less Drat on that.”

Beer-battered Scatters – Nothing else matters once they’ve been battered.

Hero Sandwiches – Very filling, and you even get to loot them first.

Ghoulash – They’re not *quite* dead.

Revenant Rollups – Low calorie ghostly filling.

Kwirk Jerky – Well, yeah, some of them are jerks to begin with.

Mage Dressing with Magic Mushrooms – You wouldn’t want to see an undressed Mage, after all.

Minced Meep Pie with Eye Scream – Apples and Meeps go well together, don’t you think?

Yule Gog – Toasted over an open fire.

Stewed Goons – Who let the Goon into the liquor cabinet?

Scientist Souffle – Baked to perfection according to our peer review!

Hungry for more? Check out all the games and recipes at https://herosfeast.com/, https://www.facebook.com/KalbinCooks/, and https://www.facebook.com/groups/Herosfeast/. And look forward to more Ghoulish delights in the upcoming Hero’s Feast Cookbook!

While you’re at it, we love the always-entertaining Binging With Babish at https://www.youtube.com/user/bgfilms.